It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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