A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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