This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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