i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i dont even know how to be here
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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