Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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