Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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