i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
wow bdsm is so cute
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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