I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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