can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
