so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Also, beer. Big fan.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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