yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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