it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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