Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
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I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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