hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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