I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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