Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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