I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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