Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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