Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
