Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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