Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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