i may or may not be watching the land before time
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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