3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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