I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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