i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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