I feel like I'm in dance class right now
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
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i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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