i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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