So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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