so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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