and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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