I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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