Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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