mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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