Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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