it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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