Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Operation Purity has been aborted
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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