We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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