You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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