turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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