I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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