Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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