small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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