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(503): View more from Oregon

we made out on top of his cat.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up

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(773): View more from Illinois

Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.

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(416): View more from Ontario

the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options

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(479): View more from Arkansas

just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?

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(914): View more from New York

tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube

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