You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear