I think my fart just growled at me.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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