Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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