Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My pussy is not your playground.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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