This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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