I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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