So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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