awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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