dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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