We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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