Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I have aggressive nipples.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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