Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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