after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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