so explain again why im purple
no
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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