I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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