i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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